The Empress - Mystic nonsense goes here

There's one thing I wish to talk about here. Let me illustrate by the following sentence:
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 am tryngn to write this text on a mini-laptop. This is a really annoying process which wastes time and effort on the poor interface and performance of both soft- and hardware.

For instance, I use shift to make capital letters. But the shift is beyond the Pgup key on this laptop's keyboard. This understandably results in frustration.

Therefore, I hope my nonexistant readers will forgive me for not talking about anything interesting or writing much at all, really. If you won't, then screw you anyway.